A guy from Newfoundland is sitting at a bar in Mississauga and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
‘No,’he replies, ‘I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.’
The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’
The Newfoundlander explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.’
The woman giggles and replies,
“Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The Newfoundlander smirks, taps his watch and says,
‘Bloody thing’s running about an hour fast…. can I buy you a drink?!’
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May 20th, 2008
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Over the past weekend, I was talking to Aimee, Margaret and Maria about the family calendar software that Lily and I started using a while back. Our kid’s schedules got so busy that it became virtually impossible to coordinate a calendar on paper. We still maintain a paper and whiteboard calendar for easy viewing on the fridge but cozi manages the conflicts and overlaps as well as providing a family journal, shopping lists, text messaging to your mobile phone and many more features.
www.cozi.com
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May 20th, 2008
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Title: Mushroom Mardi Gras
Location: Downtown Morgan Hill
Description: The Mushroom Mardi Gras is the first street fair and food festival of the summer in Morgan Hill. Monterey Hwy. is blocked off downtown and food booths are set up to serve mushroom themed delicacies’.
Start Date: 2008-05-24
End Date: 2008-05-25
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May 7th, 2008
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Every day this week our local chip has been using radar to pull over drivers heading South on Monterey before Tennant.
Just a heads up. Be careful.
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May 2nd, 2008
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Mark shows up ready to cook! I always feel the the party has begun, when I see him arriving! Lets hit the fountain for some big splashes!
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May 2nd, 2008
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Steve posted the You Tube link to this hilarious skit. I thought I would try to embed it into a post so you can play it without going to Youtube.
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May 2nd, 2008
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